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Because sometimes the woods are the only place that makes sense.
The Expensive Timeout Chair tee is for the hunter who’s spent more on his deer stand than most people spend on furniture — and has zero regrets about it. Featuring a vintage badge-style graphic with a tower stand, a whitetail buck, and a little sign that says exactly what it is, this shirt tells your whole story without saying a word.
It’s not escapism. It’s therapy. Expensive, camouflage-covered therapy.
Features:
• Vintage distressed badge graphic with tower stand illustration
• Bold arched lettering in navy and rust
• Soft, comfortable unisex tee
• Perfect for deer season, the off-season, or any day you’d rather be in the stand
Turning Humiliation Into Humor — one expensive sit-in-a-tree session at a time.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Timeout Chair Graphic Tee
$27.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
The Expensive Timeout Chair tee is for the hunter who’s spent more on his deer stand than most people spend on furniture — and has zero regrets about it. Featuring a vintage badge-style graphic with a tower stand, a whitetail buck, and a little sign that says exactly what it is, this shirt tells your whole story without saying a word.
It’s not escapism. It’s therapy. Expensive, camouflage-covered therapy.
Features:
• Vintage distressed badge graphic with tower stand illustration
• Bold arched lettering in navy and rust
• Soft, comfortable unisex tee
• Perfect for deer season, the off-season, or any day you’d rather be in the stand
Turning Humiliation Into Humor — one expensive sit-in-a-tree session at a time.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |